When you're pregnant you're told an amazing amount of things are off limit. It's astounding. So I'm here to help, sorta, I mean it's an at your own risk kind of deal. No coffee? Yes coffee, 200 mg of caffeine is fine, that's about 1 cup, some women have 2, then the rest is some..… Continue reading Pregnancy help
Third trimester
Welcome to hell. Unless you fully enjoy being a beluga whale who can't get comfortable, then welcome to the third trimester. People are probably commenting on how huge you are, asking all sorts of inappropriate questions and yet all you want to do is sleep. This was my least favorite trimester, like for real, get… Continue reading Third trimester
Second trimester.
You might still be exhausted, but most mom's say they experience a lot more energy in this trimester so use it to your advantage. First off this is the best time for your brain to start nesting like the momma bird you are. I never experienced this but I wish I did, it's the need… Continue reading Second trimester.
The first trimester.
Some woman don't get morning sickness, I only did a handful time, and I feel lucky. Some women will be sick their entire pregnancy, and some just until about the 14th week . Is the first trimester sounding glamorous yet? Where the fuck is the pregnancy glow, all there is, is exhaustion and sweat. Will… Continue reading The first trimester.
First appointment
First appointment, you're hyped and probably nervous because Google is the devil, and so is family. You're wondering if there's a heart beat, if baby is right size. All that terrifying stuff .well..stop it. Terrible things happen, they do, I won't sigar coat it, but you cannot control it. So stop stressing yourself out and… Continue reading First appointment
The beginning
Peeing on a stick, and the internet. What do these things have in common. Actually quite a lot, but before thats all explained let me introduce myself. My name isn't important but, I'm a housewife (if you can call living in a hoarders paradise housekeeping), I have a 10 month old daughter, and I'm literally… Continue reading The beginning
