This post is about older children. As someone who has worked with older children, I see them stare aimlessly at smart phones, tablets and computers They also tend to say, do and imply perverted things. First of all, ew. Second of all, how? Well I had a fun time exploring the internet with no parental… Continue reading To the naive parents that make me angry.
You don’t need shit
Mama's with their first babies coming. I want to give a word of advice. If you are having a hard time with money, having your first child doesn't have to be expensive. All. These ads on what to buy and what you need. It's all just advertisements to make you feel shitty when you can't… Continue reading You don’t need shit
Baby classes, baby swimming, baby yoga???
Hey mommies and your tiny little baby. Or babies. Right now you're reading this title going "I do one of these" "I wish I did one of these" or "what the fuck" They aren't necessary, and don't let other moms talk you into shelling out dollars for them. Although it's pretty good bonding time and… Continue reading Baby classes, baby swimming, baby yoga???
The witching hour
Sounds spooky right. It's much more horrifying than ya think. It's your infant inconsolably screaming for any given amount of time at the same time every. Fucking. Day. Sounds joyful, poor stressed mommies already have enough stress and boy howdy this is a doozy. Im here to help. As best as I can. As soon… Continue reading The witching hour
It’s been a while. Let’s continue shall we
My bad. I've been a lazy asshole. I can't even blame being a mom, I've just literally been lazy. But I read a blog post today that made me LIVID. It was a blog post about useless baby items, and guess what was on that list? Everything I used constantly with Eden. So fuck you… Continue reading It’s been a while. Let’s continue shall we
Things I totally left out because I’m a terrible person.
A few tidbits about newborns And totally my bad for forgetting. A baby can go a full week without pooping Your newborn will shit out tar looking poop. Do not be alarmed. Your babies boobies might be hard Baby girls have blood in their diapers sometimes after birth, it's from your hormones passing onto… Continue reading Things I totally left out because I’m a terrible person.
Breastfeeding.
Breastfeeding is hard. There I said it. But it doesn't have to be. I'm no expert, I was the mom who gave up because of the false info and lack of help provided by my hospital. Please get a lactation expert and do your homework because if I have a second baby now I feel… Continue reading Breastfeeding.
The baby blues and what to do.
You just had the most amazing experience of your life, birth. You should be ecstatic and overwhelmed with happiness. The problem is, you're not. You're upset, detached, anxious or just not feeling right. Don't worry mommy, it's ok. Your feelings are valid and you need a doctor, you have post partum depression. Your husband might… Continue reading The baby blues and what to do.
So, I’m gonna do it and I don’t care.
I'm here to inform you that although your child is your decision, I'm going to bring up controversial things and I'm sorry if I offend you. I'm not here to spew my opinion. I'm here to state facts and hope you are encouraged to do more research. Let's start with the most controversial, Vaccines: Now… Continue reading So, I’m gonna do it and I don’t care.
First few months
As I lay here with an 11 month old kicking me straight in the face while trying to avoid sleep I'm going to tell you this Please cherish the first few months. Now I'd like to say they're easy but then I'd be a liar. Your little bundle of joy and poop will want to… Continue reading First few months
