A few tidbits about newborns And totally my bad for forgetting. A baby can go a full week without pooping Your newborn will shit out tar looking poop. Do not be alarmed. Your babies boobies might be hard Baby girls have blood in their diapers sometimes after birth, it's from your hormones passing onto… Continue reading Things I totally left out because I’m a terrible person.
Breastfeeding.
Breastfeeding is hard. There I said it. But it doesn't have to be. I'm no expert, I was the mom who gave up because of the false info and lack of help provided by my hospital. Please get a lactation expert and do your homework because if I have a second baby now I feel… Continue reading Breastfeeding.
The baby blues and what to do.
You just had the most amazing experience of your life, birth. You should be ecstatic and overwhelmed with happiness. The problem is, you're not. You're upset, detached, anxious or just not feeling right. Don't worry mommy, it's ok. Your feelings are valid and you need a doctor, you have post partum depression. Your husband might… Continue reading The baby blues and what to do.
So, I’m gonna do it and I don’t care.
I'm here to inform you that although your child is your decision, I'm going to bring up controversial things and I'm sorry if I offend you. I'm not here to spew my opinion. I'm here to state facts and hope you are encouraged to do more research. Let's start with the most controversial, Vaccines: Now… Continue reading So, I’m gonna do it and I don’t care.
First few months
As I lay here with an 11 month old kicking me straight in the face while trying to avoid sleep I'm going to tell you this Please cherish the first few months. Now I'd like to say they're easy but then I'd be a liar. Your little bundle of joy and poop will want to… Continue reading First few months
Good morning new mama
Your vagina is on fire and you're ready to rock. Your baby is either stuck to your boob every 2 hours or to a bottle, and their poop looks like mustard. Glamorous. Now here's my tips and tricks for the first few months because honestly nothing extreme happens. Don't let anyone pressure you into breast… Continue reading Good morning new mama
Birth
The time has come, maybe your water broke, maybe you're 2 weeks passed due or maybe your contractions are trying to stab your vagina to death, All you'll know is that it's time. If your water hasn't broken try to stay home as long as you possibly can because you can be in labor for… Continue reading Birth
Pregnancy help
When you're pregnant you're told an amazing amount of things are off limit. It's astounding. So I'm here to help, sorta, I mean it's an at your own risk kind of deal. No coffee? Yes coffee, 200 mg of caffeine is fine, that's about 1 cup, some women have 2, then the rest is some..… Continue reading Pregnancy help
Third trimester
Welcome to hell. Unless you fully enjoy being a beluga whale who can't get comfortable, then welcome to the third trimester. People are probably commenting on how huge you are, asking all sorts of inappropriate questions and yet all you want to do is sleep. This was my least favorite trimester, like for real, get… Continue reading Third trimester
Second trimester.
You might still be exhausted, but most mom's say they experience a lot more energy in this trimester so use it to your advantage. First off this is the best time for your brain to start nesting like the momma bird you are. I never experienced this but I wish I did, it's the need… Continue reading Second trimester.
